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How to cheat and not get caught!
How to Cheat. (and not get caught) #HowToCheat (and not get caught) Cheating is easy. Getting caught is even easier if you dont know how to cover your ass. In this guide i will show you how to cheat and not get caught. Or how to catch that cheating bastard. Depends on who is reading this lol. The following are lessons on the subject. They have all helped me be the successful player that i am today. Read and take notes.
Your Cell Phone
If your gonna be a player and cheat, it might not be a good idea to accept any phone from your main squeeze. It probably has spyware with GPS on it. I know this is possible because i did this to Brandon. Hes my ex boyfriend. That lil cheating fucker! Anyway, be very suspicious if your lover is really pushing to buy you a new phone and it isnt even Christmas or your Birthday.
Your Plan
Dont be stupid and have a phone that is shared with your significant others account. Especially if they are the prime account holder. This should be a no brainer, but i will draw the picture for the "brand new" people. If you have a phone that is part of some family plan bullshit, you risk the chance of your phone calls and text activity being discovered. Or even worse, those nawty photos of you that you sent to all of your new friends on plenty of fish. Gasp! Dont get caught up. Get your own plan.
Lock It!
So many people screw up this part. Ok so let me tell you a story about Becky Palma. She was this big time player right? She had a loving boyfriend, but Becky loved to play with others. She had very active profiles on POF, Match.com, Datehookup.com, you get the idea. Well one day Becky was with her boyfriend and they were driving back from San Diego to LA. Becky was on her phone the entire trip setting up more dates for later that week. Scandalous right? Well they finally had to stop and get gas during the trip. Becky went to go pay the attendant for gas while her boyfriend pumped the gas. Guess what happened? Yup, the boyfriend took the opportunity to snoop her phone. He gained access to her private "intimate" emails to other guys, and some girls too. How did this happen? Becky was smart enough to have her phone password protected, but she forgot one thing. There is a delay before the phone locks itself after being used. Even though she had it set to 1 minute (the shortest delay available on her phone), there was still enough time for her boyfriend to take the opportunity. If Becky had pressed that little button on the top to manually lock her phone, she would still be a player today. But she did not. So she was asked to turn in her player card. Sad story. Dont let this happen to you.
Virtual Phone Number
All players need to have this! A google virtual phone number lets you have the freedom of giving out your phone number without them really having your phone number. Google Voice comes with features like call forwarding, voicemail, call blocking, call screening and so much more. But the best feature is that you can turn it on or off any time you want. (do not disturb). Lets say your having a really good week and your phone is ringing off the hook and your sex-ting left and right. But uh oh, your boyfriend/girlfriend is coming over. Just turn on do not disturb so your phone wont ring or let texts come through. Your playmates can still leave a message and text, but at least you wont be bothered or tip your boyfriend/girlfriend off that your up to no good.
Dating Sites
If you are attached and decide to use a dating site for side play, do not be stupid and have your photo displayed on your profile. Thats just stupid. Your lovers friends are on those sites too and they will see you and tell on you. Yes i know, you get more play if you have a picture on your profile, but is it really worth getting caught? Dont let me have to revoke your players card! Be smart. Send your pics privately to people you are interested in.
Email
You may come to a point where you may want to exchange pictures with someone. You are smart enough not to have them sent to your phone, so you give out your email to retrieve them. This way you will never get caught right? Not necessarily. Is your email linked to anything online like facebook? or any other site or service that allows one to search its members by email? Better be careful. Get a new email address that isnt used for anything else except for your nawty online adventures. You dont want anyone finding all sorts of things about you. Crazy bitches will black mail you, and goody 2 shoes will just tell on you. I know, I was that crazy bitch.
Alibi
If your a cheat, you are going to need Alibis. If your jealous suspicious honey likes to keep tabs on you via facebook and such, you can use this to your advantage. Get a Fake GPS app. Use it with foursquare and Facebook. With this app, you can make it look like your posting from your mothers house rather than at the club or anywhere else your not suppose to be. This app is amazing and provides you that Alibi and the peace of mind.
Phone Sex
If your going to cheat, one of the best and safest ways is to use a #phonesex service like phonesexbook.com. And hey you can always look me up "Marissa" im operator 10219 plug.. plug.. No but seriously, this is a perfect way to cheat and not get caught. PSB uses a discreet billing system and we are all professionals. We know how to get you off and we are not going to run and tell on you. We are like Vegas baby! What happens at PSB, well you know the rest.
Marissa 1 800-893-7392 Ext : 10219
So there you have it guys. A few lessons on how to be a player and not get caught. Just remember to be cautious and ask yourself if what your doing can be traced back to you in any way. Cover your tracks and you can be a player like me.
Your Cell Phone
If your gonna be a player and cheat, it might not be a good idea to accept any phone from your main squeeze. It probably has spyware with GPS on it. I know this is possible because i did this to Brandon. Hes my ex boyfriend. That lil cheating fucker! Anyway, be very suspicious if your lover is really pushing to buy you a new phone and it isnt even Christmas or your Birthday.
Your Plan
Dont be stupid and have a phone that is shared with your significant others account. Especially if they are the prime account holder. This should be a no brainer, but i will draw the picture for the "brand new" people. If you have a phone that is part of some family plan bullshit, you risk the chance of your phone calls and text activity being discovered. Or even worse, those nawty photos of you that you sent to all of your new friends on plenty of fish. Gasp! Dont get caught up. Get your own plan.
Lock It!
So many people screw up this part. Ok so let me tell you a story about Becky Palma. She was this big time player right? She had a loving boyfriend, but Becky loved to play with others. She had very active profiles on POF, Match.com, Datehookup.com, you get the idea. Well one day Becky was with her boyfriend and they were driving back from San Diego to LA. Becky was on her phone the entire trip setting up more dates for later that week. Scandalous right? Well they finally had to stop and get gas during the trip. Becky went to go pay the attendant for gas while her boyfriend pumped the gas. Guess what happened? Yup, the boyfriend took the opportunity to snoop her phone. He gained access to her private "intimate" emails to other guys, and some girls too. How did this happen? Becky was smart enough to have her phone password protected, but she forgot one thing. There is a delay before the phone locks itself after being used. Even though she had it set to 1 minute (the shortest delay available on her phone), there was still enough time for her boyfriend to take the opportunity. If Becky had pressed that little button on the top to manually lock her phone, she would still be a player today. But she did not. So she was asked to turn in her player card. Sad story. Dont let this happen to you.
Virtual Phone Number
All players need to have this! A google virtual phone number lets you have the freedom of giving out your phone number without them really having your phone number. Google Voice comes with features like call forwarding, voicemail, call blocking, call screening and so much more. But the best feature is that you can turn it on or off any time you want. (do not disturb). Lets say your having a really good week and your phone is ringing off the hook and your sex-ting left and right. But uh oh, your boyfriend/girlfriend is coming over. Just turn on do not disturb so your phone wont ring or let texts come through. Your playmates can still leave a message and text, but at least you wont be bothered or tip your boyfriend/girlfriend off that your up to no good.
Dating Sites
If you are attached and decide to use a dating site for side play, do not be stupid and have your photo displayed on your profile. Thats just stupid. Your lovers friends are on those sites too and they will see you and tell on you. Yes i know, you get more play if you have a picture on your profile, but is it really worth getting caught? Dont let me have to revoke your players card! Be smart. Send your pics privately to people you are interested in.
You may come to a point where you may want to exchange pictures with someone. You are smart enough not to have them sent to your phone, so you give out your email to retrieve them. This way you will never get caught right? Not necessarily. Is your email linked to anything online like facebook? or any other site or service that allows one to search its members by email? Better be careful. Get a new email address that isnt used for anything else except for your nawty online adventures. You dont want anyone finding all sorts of things about you. Crazy bitches will black mail you, and goody 2 shoes will just tell on you. I know, I was that crazy bitch.
Alibi
If your a cheat, you are going to need Alibis. If your jealous suspicious honey likes to keep tabs on you via facebook and such, you can use this to your advantage. Get a Fake GPS app. Use it with foursquare and Facebook. With this app, you can make it look like your posting from your mothers house rather than at the club or anywhere else your not suppose to be. This app is amazing and provides you that Alibi and the peace of mind.
Phone Sex
If your going to cheat, one of the best and safest ways is to use a #phonesex service like phonesexbook.com. And hey you can always look me up "Marissa" im operator 10219 plug.. plug.. No but seriously, this is a perfect way to cheat and not get caught. PSB uses a discreet billing system and we are all professionals. We know how to get you off and we are not going to run and tell on you. We are like Vegas baby! What happens at PSB, well you know the rest.
Marissa 1 800-893-7392 Ext : 10219
So there you have it guys. A few lessons on how to be a player and not get caught. Just remember to be cautious and ask yourself if what your doing can be traced back to you in any way. Cover your tracks and you can be a player like me.
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